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Planet of the Sex Tapes (retro) Hat

Description: Parody design...

Tags: 80s, 90s, celebrities, celebrity, hunter biden
Trump 2024 - Take America Back (grunge) Hat

Description: Take America Back - Trump 2024

Tags: 2024, convicted felon 2024, donald trump, donald trump 2024, im voting for the convicted felon
Dope (grunge style) Hat

Description: Dope style design

Tags: 420, cannabis leaf, funny, humor, medical marijuana
American Ford Mustang Boss Hat

Description: The Mustang Boss 302 is a high-performance variant of the Ford Mustang originally produced by Ford in 1969 and 1970, alongside its more powerful sibling the Boss 429 Mustang. Ford revived the name for another two year production run in 2012 and 2013. It was produced for the Trans Am racing series.

Tags: 70s, american, car, flag, ford
NOT for SALE ! Hat

Description: God's Children are not for sale!

Tags: 70s, 80s, 90s, children, crime
Not For SALE! Hat

Description: God's Children Are Not For Sale!

Tags: cinema, distressed, film, grunge, hollywood
Pride Goes Before Destruction (retro style) Hat

Description: Happy Pride Month!

Tags: bisexual, distressed, gay, gay pride, grunge
Pride goes before destruction Hat

Description: Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall. Proverbs 16:18

Tags: bisexual, gay, gay pride, lesbian, lgbtq
July 4, 1776 - Declaration of Independence Hat

Description: The phrase "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness" is one of the most famous lines from the Declaration of Independence, adopted on July 4, 1776. This phrase encapsulates fundamental rights that the American Founders believed every person is inherently entitled to.

Tags: 1776, america, american, american flag, celebration
Declaration of Independence Hat

Description: The phrase "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness" is one of the most famous lines from the Declaration of Independence, adopted on July 4, 1776. This phrase encapsulates fundamental rights that the American Founders believed every person is inherently entitled to.

Tags: 1776, 4th of july, america, american, declaration of independence
Cool Mathematician (blue letters) Hat

Description: Schizophrenia is a mental disorder that affects a person's ability to think clearly, manage emotions, make decisions, and relate to others. Despite the challenges posed by this condition, some mathematicians have made significant contributions to their field while living with schizophrenia.

Tags: equation, funny, geek, geeky, humor
Complex Numbers Don't Scare Me Hat

Description: A "schizophrenic mathematician" refers to a mathematician who has been diagnosed with schizophrenia. Schizophrenia is a mental disorder that affects a person's ability to think clearly, manage emotions, make decisions, and relate to others. Despite the challenges posed by this condition, some mathematicians have made significant contributions to their field while living with schizophrenia.

Tags: equation, funny, math, mathematician, mathematics
Keep Calm and Take Rafah-Crossing (Hebrew) Hat

Description: #BringThemHome #BringThemHomeNow #StandWithIsrael #NeverAgainIsNow

Tags: all eyes on rafah, bring them home, calm, hebrew, israel
Keep Calm and Take Rafah-Crossing (Hebrew-distressed) Hat

Description: #BringThemHome #BringThemHomeNow #StandWithIsrael #NeverAgainIsNow

Tags: all eyes on rafah, am yisrael chai, blue and white, bring them home, distressed
God does not play dice with the universe (distressed) Hat

Description: Einstein described his "private opinion" of quantum physics in one of the 1945 letters by referencing a phrase that he had already made famous: "God does not play dice with the universe." In the letter, he wrote: "God tirelessly plays dice under laws which he has himself prescribed." This variation clarified his argument that quantum particles must adhere to certain rules that don't change randomly, and that the quantum world required better explanations for particle behavior, according to the item description.

Tags: albert einstein, dice, distressed grunge, einstein, inspirational
God doesn't play dice with the universe Hat

Description: "God tirelessly plays dice under laws which he has himself prescribed." -Albert Einstein-

Tags: albert einstein, caricature, cartoon, einstein, physics
This is my ID! (light) Hat

Description: I praise you, because I am fearfully
and wonderfully made. (*) 
Wonderful are your works,
and my soul knows it well. -Psalm 139:14

Tags: apparel, bible, biblical, christ, christian
This is my ID! Hat

Description: I praise you, because I am fearfully
and wonderfully made. (*) 
Wonderful are your works,
and my soul knows it well. -Psalm 139:14-

Tags: bible, christ, christian, christian clothing, christian streetwear
The Tortured Poets Department (logo) Hat

Description: In "The Tortured Poets Department," Swift uses the metaphor of a department to explore themes of emotional suffering and creative expression, drawing a parallel between the intense, often painful emotional experiences of poets and her own songwriting journey. The song fits within the broader narrative of the album, which delves into the complexities of love, fame, and personal growth.

Tags: 1989, music, song, swift, swiftie
The Tortured Poets Department (old typewriter style) Hat

Description: The "Tortured Poets Department" is a conceptual space where the suffering and personal trials of poets are seen as integral to their creative expression. It highlights the often romanticized link between creativity and suffering, suggesting that profound art can emerge from profound pain.

Tags: music, retro, singer, swift, swiftie
tTPD Hat

Description: Inspired by Taylor Swift's single : The Tortured Poets Department.

Tags: album, america, american, artist, music

tTPD Hat

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Germophobe Hat

Description: Based on a character in popular TV series in the 90s, Seinfeld.

Tags: comedy, festivus, funny, geeks, geeky
Neat Freak Hat

Description: Based on the most popular sitcom in the 90s: Seinfeld.

Tags: comedy, costanza, elaine benes, festivus, funny
Hoochie Mama! Hat

Description: Cosmo's design

Tags: 80s, 90s, comedy, cosmo kramer, elaine benes
HiPsteR DooFus (blocked) Hat

Description: Cosmo's design

Tags: comedy, festivus, gamer, grand theft auto, gta
Colorful Hipster Doofus Hat

Description: Cosmo's design

Tags: comedy, cosmo kramer, elaine benes, festivus, funny
Hipster Doofus Hat

Description: A "hipster doofus" is a person who embraces hipster culture to an exaggerated degree, often characterized by quirky, overly trendy fashion, pretentious cultural tastes, and a lack of self-awareness about their sometimes foolish or comical behavior. This term playfully combines the unconventional, trend-following aspects of a hipster with the silly, clueless traits of a doofus.

Tags: cosmo kramer, kramer, retro, seinfeld, unique graphic
Hot Soccer Dad Hat

Description: A "hot soccer dad" is a term used to describe a father who is both physically attractive and actively involved in his child's soccer activities. He is often seen at games and practices, sporting stylish or athletic attire, and exudes confidence and fitness. This dad not only supports his child’s soccer endeavors but also maintains a charming, energetic, and youthful demeanor.

Tags: dad, daddy, distressed, father, fathers day
Baseball Dad (distressed) Hat

Description: I'm just an old school baseball dad.

Tags: baseball, dad, daddy, fathers day, grunge
Baseball Dad Hat

Description: Celebrating father's day.

Tags: baseball, baseball lover, baseball player, dad, daddy
Rafah Hat

Description: The Rafah Crossing (Hebrew)

Tags: am yisrael chai, anti terrorism, bring them home, gaza, hebrew
Master of My Domain Hat

Description: I am the Master of my domain.

Tags: comedian, comedy, elaine benes, funny, george costanza
Candyman's Lip Balm Hat

Description: Make you wanna say it...

Tags: bee, candyman, creepy, death, distressed
Giddy Up! (grunge) Hat

Description: Retro style: Giddy up!

Tags: 90s, comedian, comedy, distressed, grunge
Shrinkage Hat

Description: I was in the pool!

Tags: comedy, funny, funnytee, humor, jerry seinfeld
Giddy Up! Hat

Description: Giddy Up!

Tags: comedian, comedy, funny, funnytee, humor

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